“ I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
ANON TEXT GAME

nacktepoesie:

beonlyhuman:

inhaftiert:

cristinalewis:

wildinla:

photochildx:

Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you

This sounds interesting.

Oh my god do it.

JA BITTE DAS WÄRE DOCH SPAßIG

Macht mal, das hat was hahahaha

BITTE BITTE MACHT DAS MAL

(via level18)

Schick mir mal deinen Whatsappstatus, ja ihr alle. Mich interessiert das voll.

apostateandinsane:

yournobodycaresposts:

sonnenscheinleben:

gedankenverlassen:

hipenis:

OHJA, BITTE

Plssss

Unbedingt jetzt bitte!!!!!! :))))

VAHLLA MACHT DAS MAL OMG😭😭😭

Oooohjaaaaaa !

(Quelle: andiwillbeperfect, via duhastmichverletzt)

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

b3k4hhh:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

image

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

BAM. Not a muggle.

I knew my letter got lost!!

(via erstkippen-dannlippen)